| | For those of you who questioned the veracity of my last xanga entry, rest assured that it was indeed I who wrote it and not my girlfriend armed dangerously with my xanga password. After all, I am rarely ever sarcastic and try my very hardest to write sincere and heartfelt journal entries. Additionally, I always use an exorbitant amount of smiley faces in an effort to better convey how I feel at any given moment in a paragraph. In fact, as part of the Official Alex Duan Diary Style Guide, it clearly states I need at the very least 4 smilies and 1 heart face to effectively connect to my many readers. Obviously.
Anyway, now that we've gotten that out of the way I'd like to introduce a new segment I like to call "Things That Make Me Unhappy In the Pants." This morning I had a decidedly unhappy-in-the-pants moment when I woke up in my Tampa Bay corporate apartment, showered, dressed, made breakfast, went back into my room to pick up my laptop...and found a giant, 2 inch COCKROACH in the corner of my room next to my bed. I'm sure all of you know just how much I LOVE insects, especially ones that are as long as my finger and have wings that can carry them directly to my face. So I did the only natural thing I could in this situation - I smashed it with a chair.
I think the worst thing about this unhappy-in-the-pants scenario is that I couldn't just smash it once with the chair as cockroaches have more lives than the two cats Lauren has combined. I crunched that sucker 20 times and each time it would pick itself up, broken back and all, and try to crawl away from me. So I smashed it again. And again. And again. And after the 20th time, I figured if it still was alive, it deserved to live. It didn't though. I hope.
Otherwise, things have been going well in my life. Really well, actually, as I haven't been this happy since...well...ever! Events that are coming up:
- Cali this weekend
- Finish up my project and cut back on the traveling in a week or two
- Cali the first weekend of July with Lauren
- Japan from August 30-September 9 with De and Lauren - anyone else want to go?
Anyhoo, my project has finally finished building so back to work. Oh, and I  Lauren! :P
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. I love you anyways. So sad about Japan 
